cyclefreaks: Die Bitch!

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Die Bitch!

5 comments | Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I have been home sick the past two days... nasty head shit. Can't breathe, can't take anything except allergy medicine that knocks me out and Tylenol. And now, a fucking cricket. In the ceiling. And it won't stop chirping.

Where's the goddamn sledgehammer?

posted by cyclefreaks

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5 Comments:

Candice said...

Quick, someone get her a hotel room and a bowl of chicken soup stat!

Angie said...

You poor thing!!! My heart totally goes out to you. You need a grenade launcher with a canister of Raid in it.

Carrie said...

Oh you poor thing. I am having the head thing too.

Anonymous said...

I've been having sinus issues as well. I saw that the ragweed was in the "extreme" range last week. In the voice of President Clinton: "I feel your pain."

Do you guys have means to get in your attic space? I'm so psychotic about stuff like that, I'd probably resort to putting on the paper respirator/allergy mask and climbing up there with cans of pesticide.

Skept said...

i tried to gas him with some bug killer. He shut up for a little bit, but I think it pissed him off.

He waited for a little while, then thought he'd charge me while i wasn't looking.

i brained him with one of my shoes.

Motherfucker comes at me in my house, I'mma dirty harry his ass with a shoe.