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    7 comments | Wednesday, August 23, 2006

    OK, it's not my birthday. But it oughtta be!!

    Last week, had some bad news about the bike. I had a crack in the frame that 3 different people said was a "no ride" kind of crack. As in, I could die if I hit a bump just right and lost my handlebars. So I took it to T-Town to get a new frame. I didn't know if I would really get it back in time for Hotter 'n Hell this weekend.

    Well, not only am I getting it back, I'm getting a whole new effing bike! I could take the same level of bike for no charge, or I could upgrade to an "elite" for only $450. Those of you not into the bike thing...er, all of my audience...that means I'm getting a $1300 bike for $450. Everything brand new. Lighter, faster, better...

    Who would have thought a crack could bring me such joy. *

    Anyway, life is good. Wish me luck this weekend. I'm hoping for a personal best!

    *i can't wait for the comments on that line.

    7 Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Good Luck girl!!

    4:46 PM

     
    Blogger Okjerm said...

    MY BRAIN HURTS!! Too many options for cracks...er, jokes.

    1:42 PM

     
    Blogger Candice said...

    Well, you did marry an asshole....

    2:09 PM

     
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I think pretty much all the males would've thought that . . .

    Lothar

    7:55 PM

     
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Yay... free stuff RULES :o)

    You need to post a pic of the new bike!!!

    Toshya

    12:30 AM

     
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Yay... free stuff RULES :o)

    You need to post a pic of the new bike!!!

    Toshya

    12:30 AM

     
    Blogger NiNi said...

    You said, "crack." [I got nuthin' on that one].

    YAY to the bike upgrade!!! :D

    11:46 AM

     

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